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How to Fail a Driving Test
It's easy to fail a driving test if you realy try. First, park your car so close to the next car that theexaminer can not get in to your car to begin the test . It also helps to have your two front wheels far upon the curb-blocking the sidewalk if possible. Second, back out of the parking space really fast. After that try to hit something such as another car. Don't stop at stop signs, but speed up to get through intersections quickly. Then try to make your tires squeal while turning corners. Next, look for an opportunity to turn the wrong way on a one-way street. Entering a one-way street in the wrong direction will cause you to fail immediately. Finally, don't stop for pedestrians in crosswalks, but use your horn to frighten them out of your way. Just one of these techniques will probably get you an F on a driving test, and two or more certainly will.
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